Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	191638
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	225
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	631942	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	3840
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	204	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Items Found:	3755	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8713	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.