Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	171
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	1464	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	855633
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6158
Towns Built:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Items Found:	2624
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	328
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.