Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	127	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	153

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	1528
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mines Excavated:	2670	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Buildings Constructed:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	886699	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.