Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	New Chunks Explored:	642521
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5832

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	2815

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Crops Grown:	7022	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	9343	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nomercymc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	5433	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.