Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	New Chunks Explored:	889609
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchantments Applied:	223	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	906
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	334	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!