Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crops Grown: 1569 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Towns Built: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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