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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Void Armor Forged: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4449
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 97

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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