EmySMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, children, disagreement, Driving, Emotional Abuse, family, Father, hate, long distance, love, Minecraft, Niece, NieceBdayNoShow, Presents, Risk, Safety, selfish, Server, sister, snow storm, weather

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	428082	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety above all else! Just like our player who refused to risk their safety driving through a snowstorm for a birthday party, we prioritize your well-being here.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the real-life dangers of snowstorms or rude boyfriends’ fathers. Our server is a snowstorm-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about risking your safety for a cake that might go to waste.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of self-care and safety. No one will ever call you selfish for prioritizing your well-being over a party that a child won’t even remember.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a snowstorm-free, drama-free gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you can have a virtual adventure with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite

24 guests, AITAH, Asshole, close friends, dating for a year, engaged, family, immediate family, jon, love, Nephews, Niece, not inviting, pay for wedding, plus one, sister, sister’s fiance, SistersFianceNoWeddingInvite, Small wedding, stepmom, strangers, Stubborn, teenagers, too old, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5136
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.

Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!

And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.

So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!

HangOutWithMeMC SMP

HangOutWithMeMC, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

CraftyBoomer

Adventure, aging, changes, CraftyBoomer, ENERGY, Exercise, habits, health, learning, Lifestyle, Maturity, patience, Priorities, Relaxation, responsibilities, Risk-taking, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	158	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyCrimez Minecraft Server

alleged, alleged Russian war crimes, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCrimez, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, funding freeze, global security, government funding, human rights violations, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian war crimes, Server, threatens, U.S, U.S. funding freeze, Ukraine, Ukraine investigations, war crimes investigation.

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3433	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	70166	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	1

so like, u know how ukraine is like, tryna investigate some russian war crimes and stuff right? but then, like, the U.S. goes and freezes their funding and messes everything up! it’s like a soap opera but with, like, real life consequences and stuff. so, like, come join our minecraft server and escape all that drama! build ur own world where ukraine and russia are besties and everyone gets along. plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the political craziness. join us now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

#VTuberCommunity, 1.20.6, AkatsukiDHotaru, amalee, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, KsonONAIR, kuro, LeeandLieTVCLIPS, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Realm, vshojo, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoGeneral, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojothread, Vtuber, zen, zentreya

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3857	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	183

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all the vtubers who hang with them. Novas are out here playing Marvel Rivals, Michi is live and chillin’, and Mouse is playing Bioshock Infinite.

Join us on this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. We got all the links you need to stalk them on Twitch and YouTube.

If you wanna discuss Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just chat about the good ol’ days, we got channels for that.

Come on in and join the madness! You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride!

BlockyBowelBlunders Minecraft Server

BlockyBowelBlunders, Boundaries, Bowel Movements, Communication, Conversation, diarrhea, discomfort, emotions, feelings, health, Minecraft, partner, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, sharing, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	303
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with partners who constantly talk about their poos and ask about the softness of your stools? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever ask you about your bathroom habits.

Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.

Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!

NoCompliCraft

age, Ageism, Appearance, appearance bias, appropriate response, Communication, Compliment, flattery, Honesty, Job Interview, judgment, lying.., Manners, NoCompliCraft, Professionalism, reaction, self esteem, self-image, social etiquette, Surprise, Workplace

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8127	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).

Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

MineCraftyAdulting

adulthood struggles, adulting, career decisions, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial stress, growing up, life lessons, mental health, MineCraftyAdulting, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, responsibilities, self-care, societal pressures, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about adulting again! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Need to escape from the daily grind? Just hop on our server and build yourself a fortress made entirely of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.

So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

QuantumCraft Minecraft Server

Aerial, Defense, double, drone, Engineering, European, Expansion, German, growth, innovation, Manufacturer, Manufacturing, market, Military, Minecraft, production, quantum systems, QuantumCraft, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	206	Divine Spears Created:	10
Crops Grown:	2606	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, just like how this German drone company is like, doubling their production in Ukraine or whatever. but like, who cares about drones when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your friends, right? like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, that would be insane, right? so, like, join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure, because why not, amirite?

EuroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Army

Alliance, Armed Forces, Army, Conflict, Defense, defense alliance, defense policy, EuroCraft, Europe, european army, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	229
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	749
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the european army of servers? well, buckle up buttercup, cuz the time has come for u to join our epic minecraft world where we battle creepers and zombies like true warriors.

picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.

oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Plant Protein Paradise

#sustainability, agricultural development, agricultural innovation, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, crop production, environmental impact, Farmers, farming practices, Food Industry, food security, Paradise, Plant, plant-based diets, plant-based nutrition, plant-based products, plant-based protein, protein, protein formulations, south africa, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diets, sustainable farming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	397
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the animals are actually made out of plant-based protein! That’s right, no more killing innocent cows and pigs for food. On this server, you’ll be munching on tofu chickens and seitan steaks all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!

The Last Joust of Chivalry

army expansion, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, discord server, faction management, Factions, factions combat, joust, Medieval, minor states, Modded, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, realistic block physics, Roleplay, Siege Engines, vassal lords

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Last Joust of Chivalry
Welcome Message	“The realm continues to spiral into chaos…”
Focus	Factions combat and expansion
Server Features	– Custom siege engines with realistic block physics – Army expansion system – Extensive faction management and customisation – Additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone
Community	Join our community today

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of the server?: A: The server revolves around a medieval war setting where players can choose sides and engage in faction combat.
Q: What are the additional modes available on the server?: A: Players can enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for combat on different arenas.
Q: Are there any customization options for factions?: A: Yes, factions feature extensive management and customization options for players.
Q: Can players use siege engines in battles?: A: Yes, custom siege engines with realistic block physics are available for use in combat.
Q: How can I join the server community?: A: You can join the community by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions.

Youthful Craft Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Accountability, action, CHANGE, Country, Craft, Dear Gen Z Men, Development, doing nothing, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Future, generation, Haven, hurting, Impact, Improvement, involvement, leadership, Potential, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, STOP, Youthful

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, stop being a total potato couch and join this epic Minecraft server! Your country needs you to stop being a lazy bum and start building some epic structures in this virtual world. Trust me, the fate of the nation depends on your block-placing skills. It’s like, a matter of life and death, man. So grab your pickaxe and get to work, for the good of the motherland! 🤣🤪🤖

FiancéDogDramaCraft

AITAH, cat person, compatibility, depression, designer dog, discipline, dog, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéDogDramaCraft, hurt, LEAVING, Lifestyle, Messy, Morals, Needy, perspective, rehoming, relationship, restrictions, separation anxiety

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5421
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being third wheel to your fiancé’s furry best friend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the tiny dog! Our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream world without any canine interruptions.

Imagine a world where you can have dinner without a pair of puppy eyes staring at you, or where you can have some alone time with your fiancé without the constant presence of a clingy pooch. On our server, the only pets allowed are virtual ones that won’t demand your attention 24/7.

Say goodbye to dog hair on your clothes and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the clutches of a dog that won’t let you have a moment of peace. Who knew Minecraft could be the escape you needed from a doggone situation like this?

Players:	104/400	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mines Excavated:	3806
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2