CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	9739
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Apology, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveLifeFix, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, INITIATION, Intimacy, long term relationship, Marriage, Partnership, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, sex life, sexual frequency, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

EmoCraft: Where Even Autistic Kids Can Read Your Face

Updated October 24, 2024

CreeperConfessions

Updated October 24, 2024

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Updated October 24, 2024

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

Updated October 24, 2024

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

Planet SMP Server Overview

FAQ

Updated October 24, 2024

Guideless Minecraft Server

Updated October 24, 2024

BabyCraftLand

Updated October 24, 2024

HezbollahHaterCraft

Updated October 24, 2024

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

Minecraft Server Information

Overview

Features

Rules

FAQ

Updated October 24, 2024

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Updated October 24, 2024

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

Updated October 24, 2024

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

Updated October 24, 2024

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Updated October 24, 2024

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6