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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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