Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8082 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AGELIMC

    AGELIMC

    Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bolt SMP

    Bolt SMP

    WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

    So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

    /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

    SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

    Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

    So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyPainzMC

    CraftyPainzMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

    Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

    Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Craftfire Smp

    Craftfire Smp

    Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft is the nicest Dutch survival server because it has a close-knit, friendly community where everyone is welcome! The server offers a unique combination of challenging survival gameplay and fun extras, such as custom quests and events. With an active team of moderators, the server remains safe and fair, and there are regular new updates that keep the experience fresh and exciting. Whether you like building, exploring or playing with friends, you’ll always have fun at PixelCraft

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2722 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!

    FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!
    FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Discover a unique survival experience with our community-driven server!

    Server Details

    Server Type Survival
    Datapacks VanillaTweaks
    Plugins EssentialsX
    Commands /tpa, /home, /rtp
    Community Friendly and helpful
    Events Build battles, PvP battles
    Discord Join our Discord server

    Server Information

    Java IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing bases is not allowed on the server.

    Can I steal from other players’ bases?

    Yes, stealing from bases is allowed on the server.

    Are PvP battles allowed?

    Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server

    Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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