Eleryion Reforged | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8932	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	1411	Rainbows Spotted:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Votes:	721	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4589	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7438	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2632
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	828583
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1761
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	3015	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1599	Emeralds Found:	4409
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	807	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	101
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	2940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3