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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4532 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.