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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5838 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 8848 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5282 |
Star Shards Collected: | 185 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.