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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 377 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.
