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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7632 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 257 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.