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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2612 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2600 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 711 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.