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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 490 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 5326 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.