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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7801 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 177 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 381 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.