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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 872 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.