so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 7358 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 318 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Alien Abductions: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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