so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5462 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Void Armor Forged: 30 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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