Echo-Isles | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations offer advanced quality of life features

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join our server by entering the address echo-isles.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Is PvP encouraged on the server?

Yes, PvP is encouraged in our custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour to incentivize player engagement.

3. Are there any community events on the server?

Yes, we regularly host community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more to keep the player base engaged.

4. Can I donate to support the server?

Yes, donations are welcome and offer advanced quality of life features, but the server is not pay to win.

5. Is there a Discord server for Echo-Isles?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	87	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ores Mined:	886
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4206	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	197	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8373	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8175

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5609	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	508
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.