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Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9077
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1253	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1332
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1473
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	137	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, banned, banned accounts, banned from YouTube, Community Backlash, content creators, controversy, copyright infringement, copyright issues, copyright violation, Dying, EXPOSED, froot, henya, internet drama, Ironmouse, kson, Minecraft, online entertainment, online streaming, reached 3 view status, Server, social media, viral videos, YouTube ban

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Invited2Wedding

family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family gatherings, family healing, family history, family reconciliation, Family Support, family tension, family unity, forgiveness, Invited2Wedding, past mistakes, personal growth, sibling relationships, wedding etiquette

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

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Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1