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OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Potions Brewed:	69
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8336
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2938	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	83	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	6223
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	3627
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	533494

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	1853
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	6353	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Players:	108/200	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3