Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 125 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Magic Items Found: 2546 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ores Mined: 2536 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Magic Items Found: 3701
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Magic Items Found: 7164
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126 Dragon Eggs Found: 6818

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5840 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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