Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6466 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7272 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ores Mined: 1306
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Animals Bred: 116
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    Reasons to Join:
    Brand New World
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    List of Plugins:

    Plugin Name
    afk display
    anti enderman grief
    anti ghast grief
    armor statues
    double shulker shells
    fast leaf decay
    more mob heads
    multiplayer sleep
    nether portal coords
    player head drops
    silence mobs
    unlock all recipes
    wandering trades

    If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

    ⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

    Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

    3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

    4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

    BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

    Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

    Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 5504
    Dimension Hops: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Buildings Constructed: 46

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

    CraftyHub – Chores4Bores
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

    Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

    Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2864 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

    BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your so-called “friend” swoop in and steal all your diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and blocky drama.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers instead of evil twins. You never know who you can trust, so it’s every player for themselves. Will you form alliances or go rogue and take on the world solo? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    We’ve had players fake their own deaths to avoid paying back debts, secret underground bunkers filled with stolen loot, and even a love triangle involving a pig named Gerald. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about loyalty, come join us. Just watch your back, because you never know when someone might turn on you for a shiny new pair of enchanted boots.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mines Excavated: 2638
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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