Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

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Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimension Hops:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoFamousFriendsAllowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FlawlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1617
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyLiesMC

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Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GenderBenderCraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4755
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelWars: DroneStrike

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

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ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Reasons to Join:
Brand New World

No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

List of Plugins:

Plugin Name
afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	506	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your so-called “friend” swoop in and steal all your diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and blocky drama.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers instead of evil twins. You never know who you can trust, so it’s every player for themselves. Will you form alliances or go rogue and take on the world solo? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

We’ve had players fake their own deaths to avoid paying back debts, secret underground bunkers filled with stolen loot, and even a love triangle involving a pig named Gerald. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about loyalty, come join us. Just watch your back, because you never know when someone might turn on you for a shiny new pair of enchanted boots.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	862	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

DumbConvosMC SMP

Updated October 6, 2024

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

Updated October 6, 2024

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

Updated October 6, 2024

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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NoFamousFriendsAllowed

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FlawlessCraft SMP

Updated October 6, 2024

CraftyLiesMC

Updated October 6, 2024

PixelWars: DroneStrike

Updated October 6, 2024

ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

List of Plugins:

Updated October 6, 2024

Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

Updated October 6, 2024

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

Updated October 6, 2024

CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

Updated October 6, 2024

BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

Updated October 6, 2024

Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	265
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4