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| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.
Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.
Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.
But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.
So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!
BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!
JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!
ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.
2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.
3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.
4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.
So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3246 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Description |
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| TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game. |
| Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days |
| Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment |
| Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv |
A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.
A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.
A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?
With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
