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| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4786 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?
So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.
imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5044 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.
Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!
So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?
JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Server Type | Java Minecraft Server |
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| Gameplay | All survival, no teleports |
| Join Us | Discord |
Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.
No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.
The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.
No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
