DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Farms Harvested: | 126 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9871 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3481 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5392 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
