Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 34 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Towns Built: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Love Letters Sent: 14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Towns Built: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4614
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Star Shards Collected: 234
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 458

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Zombie Dances: 1 Star Shards Collected: 154
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 950 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mines Excavated: 2159
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Crops Grown: 5249

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 652618 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 417
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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