𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!
Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3848 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 575 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
