so, like, imagine you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in our server, right? and then BAM! out of nowhere, you hear a chicken clucking right in your ear! next thing you know, you’re making the craziest decisions, like jumping off a cliff just for fun! it’s all because of the dopamine rush, man. join our server for the wildest adventures and the most unexpected sounds that will make you do the most insane things! come on, you know you want to risk it all for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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