Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Falling into the Void: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoPupPartyAllowed

    NoPupPartyAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SensationalVibesMC SMP

    SensationalVibesMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftyGamer123

    MineCraftyGamer123
    Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

    TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!
    So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyOligarchNet

    CraftyOligarchNet
    so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

    join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

    plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

    so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ores Mined: 2358
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gut Microbiome Madness

    Gut Microbiome Madness
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

    That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Farms Harvested: 675 Enchantments Applied: 116

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lexok Network

    Lexok Network

    Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dream Story

    Dream Story

    Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…

    1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.

    2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)

    3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.

    4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 407 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

    Version from 1.16.5

    Over 80+ plugins?

    Vanilla?

    Game modes available:

    – Royal anarchy?‍☠️

    – Reid⚔️

    Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

    Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

    + promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

    IP: mc.mineville.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4656 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

    SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU
    Server IP play.smithcraft.cc
    Discord https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
    Server Version 1.21.1 Java Edition

    Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

    To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

    Constitution of Chaos

    No Rollbacks Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
    No Rules There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
    No Interference Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
    Permanent Anarchy This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
    True Freedom Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

    SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

    Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

    FAQ

    • Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?
    • A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

    • Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?
    • A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

    • Q: Is there any rollback system in place?
    • A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

    • Q: Can I create alliances with other players?
    • A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    Blocky Phases Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

    Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

    Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepDadNoBathAccess

    StepDadNoBathAccess
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

    Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

    But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

    So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2142 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

    Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise
    Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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