Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Animals Bred: 55
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SeaBlock Minecraft Server

    SeaBlock Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Players Killed by Monsters: 596 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

    RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

    BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

    Physics Graph Network – LawCraft
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

    like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

    so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pyrakia

    Pyrakia

    Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MagicGames

    MagicGames

    Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Grown Up Minecraft Server

    Grown Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

    So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 896 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

    The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WaterWoes Minecraft Server

    WaterWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockPuppyHeist

    BlockPuppyHeist
    Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

    SingleSteveMinecraftSMP
    Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 320

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FoodieCraft

    FoodieCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

    So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • UNPeacekeeperProbs

    UNPeacekeeperProbs
    so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

    and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

    also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

    Heatwave & Cyclone Craze
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

    They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Runes Activated: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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