Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Runes Activated: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Potions Brewed: 200

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

    Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

    But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

    Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

    We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7918 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NoPupPartyAllowed

    NoPupPartyAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 New Chunks Explored: 97290
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SensationalVibesMC SMP

    SensationalVibesMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 360 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineCraftyGamer123

    MineCraftyGamer123
    Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

    TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!
    So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Potions Brewed: 24

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyOligarchNet

    CraftyOligarchNet
    so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

    join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

    plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

    so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Players Killed by Monsters: 4349
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Gut Microbiome Madness

    Gut Microbiome Madness
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

    That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crops Grown: 8823
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Lexok Network

    Lexok Network

    Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dream Story

    Dream Story

    Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…

    1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.

    2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)

    3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.

    4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7306
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

    Version from 1.16.5

    Over 80+ plugins?

    Vanilla?

    Game modes available:

    – Royal anarchy?‍☠️

    – Reid⚔️

    Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

    Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

    + promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

    IP: mc.mineville.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Dragon Eggs Found: 2625

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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