Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Potions Brewed: 172 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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