Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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