come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Farms Harvested: 311
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Ores Mined: 8997 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Enchantments Applied: 203

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 74 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Farms Harvested: 439 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 61 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 456 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8690 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Mines Excavated: 4776
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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