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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Villages Defended: 8
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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