DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Crops Grown:	4796
Towns Built:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WebSurfMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building generic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a chicken and accidentally summoned a horde of zombie chickens to take over the server. Or how about the time we held a dance party in the Nether and ended up starting a full-blown zombie rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players can saddle up their swine and compete for the title of fastest pig racer in the land. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up their dragons in the most outrageous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Farms Harvested:	931
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4781

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyChallenges

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Have you ever tried playing Minecraft blindfolded, with one hand tied behind your back, and a parrot on your shoulder squawking random crafting recipes in your ear? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2083
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette

CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Military operations, Pokrovsk direction, political tensions, prisoner abuse, PvPokeWar, roulette, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, Russian forces, Ukrainian prisoners of war, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war zone

come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

black communities, climate change, community resilience, death, Destruction, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster research, emergency response, environmental impact, excess deaths, extreme weather events, Havoc, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, infant mortality, long-term effects, mortality rates, natural disasters, public health, scientific study, social disparities, tropical cyclones, vulnerable populations

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Animals Bred:	139
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Lifestealing include:

1. LifestealCraft – This server offers a similar Lifesteal experience with custom features and events to keep players engaged.

2. LifestealPvP – A PvP-focused server with a Lifesteal twist, allowing players to battle it out in intense combat scenarios.

3. LifestealSurvival – If you enjoy the survival aspect of Lifestealing, this server provides a similar experience with unique challenges and features.

4. LifestealFactions – Join a faction and conquer the competition on this server, which combines Lifesteal elements with faction gameplay for an exciting adventure.

5. LifestealCreative – For those who prefer creative mode, this server offers a Lifesteal twist on building and creating, allowing players to showcase their skills in a unique environment.

Whichever server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging experience that resembles the excitement of Lifestealing. Join a community of players who love immersive gameplay and discover your new favorite Minecraft server today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	3395	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	140
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, Character Sheet, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, skse, Skyrim, Social, stealthy edition, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Star Shards Collected:	184
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2545
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3122
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7581

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GrannyGriefMC Server

GrannyGriefMC, Server

Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftingWifeRage

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Bliss

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The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

Crime Prevention, establishments, findings, firearms regulation, first-of-its-kind, gun control, Gun Violence, gun-free zones, likelihood, mass shootings, NoShootZone, pixels, preventative effect, Protect, public policy, Public Safety, research, research findings, Safety Measures, security measures, study, Violence prevention, Vulnerability

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

1.20, 4th season, Active Discord, bedrock, casual environment, chacha, collaborate, community elected positions, Cows, CREEPERS, HermitCraft style, joinable sub-communities, Markers Pack, Mature Players, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Modded, Realm, Redfield, Redfield 4.25, Semi Vanilla, Server, slide, smp, sunglasses, wear

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/2-hbk/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions
Joinable Sub-communities
Hermitcraft-style

If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.