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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Dragon Eggs Found: 1615 Players Killed by Monsters: 3598
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Farms Harvested: 662 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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