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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
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