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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3494 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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