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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
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