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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Animals Bred: 131 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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