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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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