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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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