DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3227	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchantments Applied:	93
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Mines Excavated:	1120	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	193

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2015	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crops Grown:	5338	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.